Old...but I think they're so adorable, so I'm posting a few from some of my favorite people.

"What's your crime?"



She's so great!

Danny!!

*This means badly mannered/uneducated, basically.

Awful and wonderful


SO adorable!

I fucking love Sam Rockwell. Sigh

These guys are living the dream I had. Doing things like Sundance and making wonderful movies.

is so adorable.

On the subject of Facebook:


"yes don't like facebook

because of girls ;)

who that girl ...

why did she write this ? ....

so ok facebook closed

:)

better life"

Has anyone else noticed that children are pretty much an accessory now? It used to be that young parents fucked up but at the end of the day they got their shit together and changed their life style because they were now a parent. I rarely ever see this any more. I always see young single moms on myspace wearing some bikini in their default picture and somewhere on their profile is a rap lyric of some kind about how "Boys are always chasin' after me" "Feelin' so fresh and so naughty" blah blah blah. Their profiles also include a picture of their child and under it they've written something about how their lives changed the moment their child was born. And young single Dads do the same thing, I'm not leaving them out. They totally use their child as a new way to get laid. They're "responsible" and "sensitive" now. Yet they're constantly out drinking with their friends trying to find something to stick it in. The thing is, I totally have a thing for fathers. So it angers me when I see that so many of them are acting like douche bags all the time now.

I'm not saying you can't ever go out with your friends if you have a child, or that you're not allowed to date anyone. I don't believe that you have to only be a parent and there is no room for anything else. I'm just saying that the child SHOULD be your first priority and you should chill out with the fact that you're constantly out all the time. They claim it's "balancing their life" and "making time for myself" but in reality they're just acting like frat boys and sorority girls. Children aren't as naive and ignorant as so many people seem to think. Children can see, and as they get older they'll watch their friends and their parents and they will eventually think to themselves "Why is my mother so different?" "How come my father isn't the same way?". I'm not saying it's easy, it's fucking difficult. But I wish more people out there would say "Now, I have something else to live for now. Now, I have something that needs me and depends on ME" instead of thinking of their child as a burden, or a piece to be used when it's convenient.  

Time to clean house

If someone brings up UFOs at a party I assume that this person is incredibly boring and they need to get a life.

Is it wrong that I totally want my teacher? He's not even that cute. Or funny. (Although he wore glasses one day...2 words OH MOMMA!)  But I totally want him.

I was sitting outside and he said bye to me and then asked if I had a question about my quiz (I'm sick so my nose is red and teeth are blue from cough drops,  let's just say I've had better moments in my life) and I wanted to say "Yeah I have a question, did you get our room yet or should I make the call?"

aye. Too bad he's married. I'm  such a dork! 

This is the dumbest question in the entire world. I'll still answer it though.

Today my mother pinched me and I said "OUCH YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE GREEN RIGHT HERE!"

Also Vicky called me and told me that she forgot today was St. Patrick's Day and at work 30 mexican guys were pinching her all day.

 I actually kind of feel bad since I know she loves to go all out with that stuff. Oh well, having that image in my head is fun for me.

hehehe

Toothpastefordinner, you never fail me.

Give me one!



p.s. Jimmy premires tonight. I love him but there is a huge chance he's going to bomb. Say your prayers! 

So right now.

I'm happy. :)

I can write an entry.

Sasha: So in this book I’m reading this girl is faking-
Me: -ORGASMS???!
Sasha: No, she is lying about her boyfriends-
Me:- ORGASMS???!
Sasha: NO  this is book has nothing to do with orgasms!
Me: Well then that sounds like a really shitty book.

I love doing this to her. She really does want to share stuff with me all the time so I make fun of her but I of course listen to her and pretend I have a clue about what she’s talking about.
I am still very weirded out by the fact that she turned 16 on Monday. 16...my baby sister is 16 and so much cooler than I ever was or ever will be. This makes me happy. The thing is she’s just been laying around the house not doing make and that really bothers me. She’s turning into me. I had no friends. I was a loser. She is not a loser, she is the coolest chick out there. People hate her solely on her looks/coolness factor. We sat down and ended up talking about that and why I’m pushing her going back to regular school. I hate her friends, they treat her so shitty. I want her to be in a different environment doing things that she loves with new people who can see that she’s worth their time.